After a very nice family holiday, to Majorca in 2009, my wife and I were looking through the photographs and commenting to each other about the fun we had, had.  The weather wasn’t so good but we still managed to have a good time visiting caves and other tourist attractions.  Unfortunately, some of the pictures were spoiled by the presence of a fat bloke, who seemed to be stalking us, on further investigation the fat bloke turned out to be me.